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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Doggit

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm, #247888
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am, #245789
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am, #245721
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am, #245643
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm, #245620
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152844
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm, #92395
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am, #242475
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm, #242460
Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am, #242450
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am, #242447
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm, #242444
But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am, #212330
Nice one Haar.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


ENERGY DRINKS -




EARLY MORNING WARNING -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by OTC

lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm, #234295

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am, #188758
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am, #177597
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm, #177581
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am, #177505
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am, #177489
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am, #177487
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am, #177486
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177007
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176783
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176782
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176781
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #176780
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #176768
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #176766

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176764
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176763
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm, #176750
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm, #176746
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm, #176743
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #176738
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176729
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm, #176725
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm, #176724
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am, #176703
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176702
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176701
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176700
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176699
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am, #176698
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176697
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176696
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am, #176695
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am, #176692
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am, #176691
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am, #176685
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am, #176669
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176668
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176667
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am, #176665
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am, #176659
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am, #176656
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am, #176652
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am, #176651
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am, #176650
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am, #176649
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am, #176648
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am, #176645
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am, #176644
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am, #176643

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am, #176640
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176576
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #251663
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #206128
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206103
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm, #206099
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm, #205990
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm, #234183
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm, #241876
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm, #174914
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


THE END OF WWII - not as complicated as we thought


TAGS: end of wwii
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 9:30 pm, #228191
dude, I'm just seeing this one now, I've been laughing my a** off like for 10 mn straight, it is the best poster I've seen so far on MF, hats off
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:42 pm, #225395
yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:41 pm, #225394
"dont be g** gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...
NumberXIII - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm, #225362
Aww crap, I lost the game...
Airman - October 26, 2011, 11:39 am, #225360
pretty catchy. Maybe that could be used for something someday.. lol
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:38 am, #225358
I like IKE I made that up


THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #150754
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm, #149551
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm, #149348
Excellent, again!


STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am, #223019
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am, #223018
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236621
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm, #236620
Amsome poster Commie.


STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm, #224891
Sweet!... Fav'd


JEW-JITSU - Shuriken, caltrops, and matzo ball soup.


TAGS: ninja star of david
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Jatropheus

thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #175703
Ping... Ping...
rerun - May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm, #175698

I wonder who would ever want to live in Melrose Park, IL?
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:28 pm, #175690

you know, BillJat is not even worth the ink here.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm, #175645
debate with aggy or rerun is one thing. war with toc is another which I wouldn't wish my hardest enemies...*lol* but after making the acquaintance of THE BANHAMMER too at my early beginning here I just try to get other opinions too, 'cuz MF should be fun!
culos - May 11, 2010, 9:48 am, #175585
Ouch :-)
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #175580
...your a** ripped apart. You can keep making IDs, and I'll just blanket ban every IP address your isp will provide for you. Thank you, and have a funderful day.
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:26 am, #175579
...politics approved since politifake.org began, so you might want to check your dates. Rerun banned you only after you said you weren't coming back, so what's the big deal? You must be a glutton for punishment, since you like to come back here to get...
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am, #175577
"...it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check)." This is your stupidity again; see that reports tab? There is a link to approval queue in that tab. There has been absolutely NO...
MO - May 11, 2010, 9:05 am, #175568
Look jat, you're just flappin your ***k beaters for no reason. You can keep it up all day long, but you won't change the fact that you're a whinny b****. And the mods you seem to want to complain about? They are well respected/loved members of this site.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:22 am, #175556
perhaps didn't get the text right if there are plays on word or something, but i really loled much at the title and don't believe it was an attack against Jewish people. and indeed banning AND beeing offensive to banned people seems a little chicken to me
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:17 am, #175542
Keep raggin' on the Mods & what it gets you.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:06 am, #175539
Keep it up, I'll keep making more IDs and pointing out how a**umptive and asinine mods can be, whenever I bother to check.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:04 am, #175538
Agdaniele, wasn't just TONE, there were some that were very overtly anti-Obama approved recently... I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't only the one wing allowed. You seem decent (based on first part), but becoming less so, is this who/how you want to be?
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:57 am, #175536
3. Rerun, you are talking trash to someone who's already left, after you banned them to make sure. What does that say about you? Mr Random, it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check).
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:55 am, #175534
1. Not Christian, and both Jewish friends and those into the martial art appreciated it. 2. Not my pic, it was already here.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm, #164097

Too soon?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm, #164096

OK Captain a** Munch. Glad you are gone. I am Jewish and find this poster offensive, your Christial morality should have prevented you from ever making it, but you are a moral only when it serves you, please enjoy your stay in Hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:32 am, #164000
Mr. Random has spoken very eloquently... and I agree with all he says. But being that this isn't politifake.org, I must apologize for any tone that the existing posters take... as we've tried to remove... screw it... Jatro... don't let the door hit ya!
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am, #163998
As for a poster being rejected, the reason is almost always given on the approval que.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am, #163997
Couple of things. At one point, this site accepted all political posters. That has since changed, and they have their own site now. We most got them in from a couple of posters who would more or less flood us, and they were more or less all Republicans.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am, #163987
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:10 am, #163986
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:09 am, #163985
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

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Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am, #68096
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm, #248028
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B@**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm, #237308
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am, #237244
great ph**o, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm, #237236
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am, #256522
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am, #146133
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm, #146036
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm, #145998
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #145997
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #145986
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #145984
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm, #145982
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm, #145979
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm, #145975
Its Science.


INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm, #200621
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm, #199711
nice stuff


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257652
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm, #257566

And so it begins...


9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


INOCULATTE -


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm, #155037
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm, #155028

I could take coffee like this all day


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm, #244049
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm, #244048
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.74/5

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Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm, #149241
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am, #114218
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm, #113958
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm, #85233
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am, #59595
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am, #59589
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am, #59578
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am, #59572
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm, #59529
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm, #59528
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm, #59523
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm, #59506

Now this is funny


PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am, #158377
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm, #158375
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am, #170674
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am, #170673
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm, #222149
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm, #222141
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #222137
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm, #222118
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am, #222091
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am, #222089
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am, #222081
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am, #230013
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm, #163733
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm, #163699
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm, #163687
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm, #163650
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am, #163588
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm, #163572
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm, #246918
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm, #178882
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm, #178881
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #178869
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #178868
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #178867
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm, #239079
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm, #163973
As always LD. You're right. 5


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm, #251315
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am, #148948
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm, #131612
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm, #130980
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am, #113222
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am, #96698
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am, #96697
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm, #197117

i lol'd you get 5...nice


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm, #227292
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm, #227288
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226377
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm, #226376
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226358
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am, #226341
So do I, my friend, so do I.


PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am, #182392
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am, #182391
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm, #139424
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm, #139073
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am, #137748
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am, #133971
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm, #132471
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm, #132303
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm, #111085
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm, #110159

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm, #87861
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am, #87509
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am, #69210
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am, #69209
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am, #69208
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am, #69207
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am, #69206
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am, #69205
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm, #69175
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm, #69167
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm, #69165
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm, #68876
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am, #68729
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am, #68719
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm, #68682
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.




GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm, #173019
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm, #173015
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am, #171629
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am, #229338
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am, #229330
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm, #229328
'Hear' = 2


MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.


TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by ishtibullal

MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am, #172984
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am, #172982
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am, #172977
Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am, #172967
MUAH!


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am, #253459
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm, #147055
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm, #147039
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm, #147028
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm, #147025
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm, #147019
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm, #147003
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm, #146991
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm, #64426
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am, #49365
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am, #43247
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15651
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15650
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am, #15649
Repetitive


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




OFFROAD TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: delorean offroad
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 7:38 pm, #242060
This one is better.
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 12:28 am, #163361
My bad, didn't know someone did it a while ago. I haven't seen every motifake, and I apologize. If the mods want to pull this one as a duplicate, I'm fine with that.
CANADA - March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm, #163219
word for word of this one....81425


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am, #153035
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am, #122585
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #122581
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #122580

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


PROGRESS - time marches on


TAGS: technology tradeoffs
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:54 pm, #209434
The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:27 am, #209395
The only thing I ever regret is that I wasn't born earlier.
CANADA - January 7, 2011, 7:21 pm, #209375
screw dependability. I'll take a 69 charger over a prius any day
Airman - January 7, 2011, 3:54 pm, #209361
the games are better now, dvds don't have to be rewound, tv pictures are much better, and cars are way more dependable. Music isn't better
ThatGuy - January 7, 2011, 3:04 pm, #209358
You make a good point but some of those times are way exaggerated. And you forgot to factor in 10 minutes of blowing on the cartridge to make the game play.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2011, 1:34 am, #209323
This could have also included a comparison between the turn on to useable time between home computers today and the Apple II, but other than that nitpick, I like this :-)


OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!




PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.


TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Calvin Duffy

ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm, #11873
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am, #1739
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am, #1738
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm, #1498
Yeah, g** ones!!!


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am, #242423

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am, #242422
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188194
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm, #167941
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm, #165645
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am, #165563
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm, #165537
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm, #165531

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm, #165522
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm, #165519
Thank you, Airman.


SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays


TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm, #174150
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm, #174149
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm, #167889
Thanks
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm, #167887
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm, #167877
LOL.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167852
spf5
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm, #167851
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm, #167848
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm, #167847
excellent!! 5L


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


OUT SICK -




IF EVERYONE -


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm, #224767
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm, #224766
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -




WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm, #251314
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm, #123182
Winner!!!


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am, #161368
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am, #139731
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am, #121102
Resurrection not included. 5L.


FORTUNATELY -


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm, #251890
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm, #226372
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am, #201189
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm, #201118
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!


coffee -




AIRPLANES -


TAGS: off we go
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 24, 2010, 12:44 pm, #195361
ah forsi, you'll be fine. many days ahead.. Yes face, my numb left pinky is hitting random keys.. good catch. Thx
forseti - September 24, 2010, 12:27 pm, #195357
d***. My voting kicked me out of the last top5. I hate to upload just before cubby, face and airman... Don't disturb me for a while pleasy, I have to cry a little...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 12:06 pm, #195356
Nice one air. I didn't think the back slash was meant to be there. 5L


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am, #243969
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm, #243964
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am, #222330
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am, #222286
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm, #222276
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm, #222275
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm, #222132
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am, #222110
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm, #222072
Or too black and bitter...


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm, #247629

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm, #247628

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm, #247626

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm, #247625
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm, #247624
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm, #247622

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm, #247621
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




GERMANY -




You Bastards! -


TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by nkstokp

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm, #249917
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm, #249894
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm, #249507
5 lions. got more of these, nk?


ONE MORE CHUCKLE -


TAGS: scoffers beware
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:33 pm, #236994
Too Late! D:


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies




DONT WORRY -




FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am, #245030
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm, #210292
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm, #201097
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am, #201029
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am, #200154
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am, #200148
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am, #200139
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am, #200137
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am, #200136
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am, #200131
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am, #200130
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am, #200122
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am, #200117
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am, #200116
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm, #176726
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by EsbenMunk

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm, #215829
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm, #212347
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm, #203296
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm, #203220
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am, #203215

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am, #203212
lol


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by MalicE

R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm, #155935
Ha! Too true!


MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm, #120288
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm, #120278
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm, #120276
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm, #120251
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions




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