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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!

Nobel peace prize -

TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.

MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care

TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

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ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help

FINALLY - A book about understanding women

TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.

MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.

TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too

CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning

TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm
Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm
But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice one Haar.

ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.

TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!



TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L

DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet

TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

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dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.

DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!

TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?

STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...

TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!

THE END OF WWII - not as complicated as we thought

TAGS: end of wwii
Rating: 4.64/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 9:30 pm
dude, I'm just seeing this one now, I've been laughing my a** off like for 10 mn straight, it is the best poster I've seen so far on MF, hats off
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
"dont be g** gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...
NumberXIII - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
Aww crap, I lost the game...
Airman - October 26, 2011, 11:39 am
pretty catchy. Maybe that could be used for something someday.. lol
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:38 am
I like IKE I made that up


The cure -

TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated

CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964

TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.



TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...

WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"

TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.

STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !

CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!

EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.

FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?

FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd

JEW-JITSU - Shuriken, caltrops, and matzo ball soup.

TAGS: ninja star of david
Rating: 3.1/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Ping... Ping...
rerun - May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm

I wonder who would ever want to live in Melrose Park, IL?
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:28 pm

you know, BillJat is not even worth the ink here.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
debate with aggy or rerun is one thing. war with toc is another which I wouldn't wish my hardest enemies...*lol* but after making the acquaintance of THE BANHAMMER too at my early beginning here I just try to get other opinions too, 'cuz MF should be fun!
culos - May 11, 2010, 9:48 am
Ouch :-)
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:27 am
...your a** ripped apart. You can keep making IDs, and I'll just blanket ban every IP address your isp will provide for you. Thank you, and have a funderful day.
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:26 am
...politics approved since politifake.org began, so you might want to check your dates. Rerun banned you only after you said you weren't coming back, so what's the big deal? You must be a glutton for punishment, since you like to come back here to get...
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am
"...it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check)." This is your stupidity again; see that reports tab? There is a link to approval queue in that tab. There has been absolutely NO...
MO - May 11, 2010, 9:05 am
Look jat, you're just flappin your ***k beaters for no reason. You can keep it up all day long, but you won't change the fact that you're a whinny b****. And the mods you seem to want to complain about? They are well respected/loved members of this site.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:22 am
perhaps didn't get the text right if there are plays on word or something, but i really loled much at the title and don't believe it was an attack against Jewish people. and indeed banning AND beeing offensive to banned people seems a little chicken to me
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:17 am
Keep raggin' on the Mods & what it gets you.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Keep it up, I'll keep making more IDs and pointing out how a**umptive and asinine mods can be, whenever I bother to check.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:04 am
Agdaniele, wasn't just TONE, there were some that were very overtly anti-Obama approved recently... I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't only the one wing allowed. You seem decent (based on first part), but becoming less so, is this who/how you want to be?
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:57 am
3. Rerun, you are talking trash to someone who's already left, after you banned them to make sure. What does that say about you? Mr Random, it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check).
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:55 am
1. Not Christian, and both Jewish friends and those into the martial art appreciated it. 2. Not my pic, it was already here.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

Too soon?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

OK Captain a** Munch. Glad you are gone. I am Jewish and find this poster offensive, your Christial morality should have prevented you from ever making it, but you are a moral only when it serves you, please enjoy your stay in Hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Mr. Random has spoken very eloquently... and I agree with all he says. But being that this isn't politifake.org, I must apologize for any tone that the existing posters take... as we've tried to remove... screw it... Jatro... don't let the door hit ya!
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
As for a poster being rejected, the reason is almost always given on the approval que.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
Couple of things. At one point, this site accepted all political posters. That has since changed, and they have their own site now. We most got them in from a couple of posters who would more or less flood us, and they were more or less all Republicans.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:10 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

moogles -

TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

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Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B@**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am
great ph**o, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry

INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.

INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...



TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm

I could take coffee like this all day

EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you

ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.74/5

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Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

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CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier

THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform

TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.

SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker

TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.

TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...

TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2

STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?

MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.

TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am

3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!



TAGS: delorean offroad
Rating: 4.03/5

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zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
This one is better.
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 12:28 am
My bad, didn't know someone did it a while ago. I haven't seen every motifake, and I apologize. If the mods want to pull this one as a duplicate, I'm fine with that.
CANADA - March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm
word for word of this one....81425


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!

PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.

TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

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ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Yeah, g** ones!!!

PROGRESS - time marches on

TAGS: technology tradeoffs
Rating: 4.81/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:54 pm
The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:27 am
The only thing I ever regret is that I wasn't born earlier.
CANADA - January 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
screw dependability. I'll take a 69 charger over a prius any day
Airman - January 7, 2011, 3:54 pm
the games are better now, dvds don't have to be rewound, tv pictures are much better, and cars are way more dependable. Music isn't better
ThatGuy - January 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
You make a good point but some of those times are way exaggerated. And you forgot to factor in 10 minutes of blowing on the cartridge to make the game play.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2011, 1:34 am
This could have also included a comparison between the turn on to useable time between home computers today and the Apple II, but other than that nitpick, I like this :-)

OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.

The answer is simple -

SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays

TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm



TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


WELL... - Somebody was bored

TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm

JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)

TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!

coffee -


TAGS: off we go
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 24, 2010, 12:44 pm
ah forsi, you'll be fine. many days ahead.. Yes face, my numb left pinky is hitting random keys.. good catch. Thx
forseti - September 24, 2010, 12:27 pm
d***. My voting kicked me out of the last top5. I hate to upload just before cubby, face and airman... Don't disturb me for a while pleasy, I have to cry a little...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice one air. I didn't think the back slash was meant to be there. 5L

GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...

TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by nkstokp

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?

SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...



TAGS: scoffers beware
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:33 pm
Too Late! D:

MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies



TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones

GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.

TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!